I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
