youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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