belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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