But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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