I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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