Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
false alarm, still single
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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