The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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