Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm always down for nudity.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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