I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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