I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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