i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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