hotel room ftw
plz talk dirty to me
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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