They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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