i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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