I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
my shit smells like andre
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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