Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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