dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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