Me too!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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