How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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