Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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