Non-Jews are for practice
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Randomize
