We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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It's never too late to be topless.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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