First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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