Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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