Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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