That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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