He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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