Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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