I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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