At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
