Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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