Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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