As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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