I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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