My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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