So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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