Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Congratulations! We have a period
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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