just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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