belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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