so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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