The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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