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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Did he leave or is he still there?

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  He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots

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• (925): View more from California

  He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.

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• (315): View more from New York

  can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  My bed is full of blood and feathers

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation

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