so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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