VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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