im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.