Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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