Texts From Last Night

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  (586): View more from Michigan

  a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.

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  (586): a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho. http://tfl.nu/ftbg
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  (661): View more from California

  Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.

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  (661): Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times. http://tfl.nu/sk4n
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  (727): View more from Florida

  He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.

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  (727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple. http://tfl.nu/vn0p
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  (801): View more from Utah

  we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success

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  (801): we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success http://tfl.nu/bau6
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  (251): View more from Alabama

  The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!

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  (251): The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?! http://tfl.nu/t0yf
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.

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  (519): Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it. http://tfl.nu/0omt
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married

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  (314): My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married http://tfl.nu/9bud
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.

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  (615): After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland. http://tfl.nu/h2ls
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  (914): View more from New York

  Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.

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  (914): Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse. http://tfl.nu/g2u2
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  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.

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  (262): Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning. http://tfl.nu/3fkk
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement

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  (503): You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement http://tfl.nu/tqdd
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it

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  (570): Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it http://tfl.nu/gvlt
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up

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  (503): He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up http://tfl.nu/b7lo
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  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.

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  (931): I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help. http://tfl.nu/1bsh
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.

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  (+44): Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened. http://tfl.nu/e2xg
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