best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.