She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks