you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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