Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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