I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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