we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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