its not stalking. its research.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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