So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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