is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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