why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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