Duck Duck Cougar?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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