if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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