Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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